Hey everybody, it’s the Moon’s birthday. Happy Birthday, you Moon you. Just think of all the Moon puns I would normally make and multiply that by, oh how old, er, young are you? What’s that? You’re a lady, you’ll never tell? Criminey. Well, whatever it is, you look smashing. My own personal Helena Bonham Carter in the sky. What, no, I’m not bagging on Helena Bonham Carter, I like her.

By the way, guess whose autograph is on the Moon. If you guessed Richard Nixon you are right.

Oh, here’s a video Zia wanted posted, it’s closer tot he moon than you’ll ever be.

Video artist Chris is here, you should thank him for making it.

ALSO:  Today is my  friend Courtney Taylor-Taylor’s birthday.  Happy birthday, captain.

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Zia will be djing tonight at East End in Portland for our friend Sarah Jane’s “Bikini Bingo”. Also, she will be guest djing tomorrow (monday) at Dante’s for Karaoke from Hell.

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