Moonlight Kingdom

(2012)

When this movie was over it took about a minute and twenty seconds for me to start it again.

The Master

(2012)

It’s like the value pack of artistic credibility: you pay for just over two hours but you feel like you got about four.

Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll

(2010)

Mostly miserable.

Karate Kid

(2010)

Hottest choreography I’ve seen since I saw Book of Mormon.

X-Men First Class

(2011)

I really love these movies but damned those writers have a klunky bitch of a time trying to rationalize out all the goofy names and costumes.

Heckler

(2007)

This is a great film and I think we can all agree that as a whole comedians are the coolest people in the world but if they read their own press they’re an idiot.

Kick-Ass

(2010)

This movie really totally does kick ass.