The Edge

(1997)

Never mind that from the scoring to the directing to the writing to the acting pretty much everyone but Anthony Hopkins fucked up some major shit, cuz somehow this movie is still really awesome.

Bubble

(2005)

When making this “style” of indie realist film there is no margin for errors and one of the many things that make this movie amazing is I think there actually aren’t any.

Centurion

(2010)

Some fine cinematography but the gratuitous amounts of blood and mutilation make it only slightly more disgusting than the dialogue and lack of authenticity in detail make it ridiculous.

The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans

(2009)

Okay, so if cops just smoked more crack they could fix everything, right?

Bottle Shock

(2008)

Wow, this is one of the worst after school specials I’ve ever seen (hammy writing, flagrant overacting etc.), yet I must’ve been asked about thirty times if I’d seen it.

Johnny Dangerously

(1984)

who woulda guessed that this movie was actually really funny?

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

(2009)

Whoa, for a second there I thought Agatha Christie was alive and well and writing under a Swedish pseudonym and oh, watching way too much Law & Order SVU.