Mata Hari

(1931)

Garbo is quite cool but its still just a goofy little ride featuring the goofiest dance number in the history of film, the poor dear.

How Green Was My Valley

(1941)

I love the Welsh, John Ford, Maureen O’Hara and Roddy Mcdowell but this is still a gruelling two hour bout with near suicidal depression any way you slice it.

Idiocracy

(2006)

After recently touring the midwest I couldn’t help but think that everyone who came to our shows must feel like Luke Wilson in this movie at least a little bit every day except without the hijinks and hilarity..

Mondovino

(2004)

It is either interviews with only awful people or only interviews making people look like awful people.