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Twenty-thirteen marks the thirteenth anniversary of what we ’round these parts like to call The Last Great Classic Rock Album, one slab of plastic and ink labeled Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia. You guys know that one, right?
To celebrate the occasion, and in anticipation of the forthcoming reissue on cd, vinyl and ltd edition vinyl boxset, The Dandy Warhols have a few somethings special up their sleeves, up to and including what warrants my breathless words to you this very day: performance of Thirteen Tales LIVE in its perfect entirety right in front of your face. Yeah, pretty hot, huh?
Study these dates and cities with a map and calculator to determine which would be best for you:
NO SHOWS WHAT?
Because we like you best, we’re giving you the opportunity to purchase these tickets before your neighbors. Follow the link to the TICKET PRE-SALE and pre-sale your way to heaven.
I’ll be bringing you more Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia Thirteenth Anniversary in Twenty-thirteen news in the coming weeks. Unless I’m MURDERED!!
GOTHMAN
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This Saturday night in Portland (OREGON), The Dandy Warhols will be performing for Live Wire Radio at The Alberta Rose Theatre. Tickets, sure to go go go fast, can be had HERE.
GOTHMAN
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Oh no, we have these shirts sitting in Melbourne and getting infested with scary poison mutant spiders not making us any money at all, and since we have been hearing shipping from the US to Australia is like $10,000 (THANKS OBAMA), we figured we’d kill two spiders birds with one stone and offer them to Aussies to buy and not have to pay the ridiculous international shipping. (Just regular ridiculous shipping.)
We’re offering the always popular Oregon Flag shirt, the 2011 Ned Kelly Tour shirt, the 2012 Australia Tour shirt, and a black tote bag, good for carrying first aide books about spider bites. See these items HERE IN OUR ONLINE STORE.
GOTHMAN
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Hey, there are some new items in our little store. Last year’s Tour de France tee and Black Christmas tee are just $19.99 and $9.99 respectively, along with the Dandys Army jacket making its return, it’s $44.99.
Buy!
GOTHMAN
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You may recall the 2011 auction of our one of a kind holiday sweater vest (as seen above modeled by our young Jedidiah), the proceeds of which were donated to charity. The auction was ridiculously successful in raising much needed dough, and, at the end, the winner very graciously donated the sweater back to us so we could auction it off again and hopefully raise more money for good causes.
This year, we have chosen Oregon Citizens for Safe Drinking Water, “a non-profit, all volunteer organization dedicated to protecting the drinking water of all Oregonians through education and advocacy,” and the Fender Music Foundation, “a national music charity that provides instruments to music education programs across the country.” Please check out both organizations even if you have no plans for bidding, maybe send ’em some dough straight away.
This sweater auction runs from now until December 29th, 2012. Check out the eBay auction page HERE. Happy bidding.
GOTHMAN
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If you are thinking of ordering some fine Dandys merch this holiday season (like this fun/funny Xmas sweater shirt from 2011), take note: the deadline for U.S. orders to be delivered before the Christmas holiday is Friday, December 14th.
And, as the merchandise office will be closed December 21-January 7, all orders placed during that period will not be processed and filled until after the office opens in the New Year.
GOTHMAN
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I was just talking about this to a friend of mine, the ghost who lives in my apartment, and she was all “when’s that Anton remix of Autumn Carnival comin’ out, I gots things to do??” I said I didn’t know, I only work here, and please, please put some clothes on, ghost.
Here it is, though! I bought it, and I work here!
GOTHMAN
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How could the notorious Anton Alfred Newcombe (he of Brian Jonestown Massacre fame) have never remixed a song by your The Dandy Warhols? This is a question that was asked, and then immediately rectified. Voilà! Anton’s remix of ‘The Autumn Carnival,’ here in this SPIN article, which also mentions DIG a lot.
GOTHMAN
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A whole lotta youse guys failed miserably my test to take the day off and have done your best imitation of a clamor monster (muppet??) for FREE Christmas songs – even though, honestly, you should have these already, what’d ya just delete the files every year, what’s wrong with you??
The popular tune “Little Drummer Boy” (about state-run drum circles, which is a thing I’m sure they will do some sketch about on “Portlandia”, now that I gave ’em the idea) is from 1994, and this “Silent Night” tune (a song about murdering Santas and naked ladies, if Google image search is to be believed) we did from all the way back in 2011, before weed was legal in Washington state. Download these tunes for zero dollars as xmas.dandywarhols.com. Send so to your friends! SO EASY TO GIVE!
As you were.
GOTHMAN