I Am Number Four

(2011)

A rare instance where the movie is better than the book, but that said, I hope the Aussie chick who comes in at the end can learn to subdue her acting or she’ll likely ruin the sequels.

Inside Job

(2010)

It’s comforting to know that a large percentage of our national debt went directly into the pockets of some good old-fashioned American shitbags.

Season of the Witch

(2011)

Watchable, but you gotta really want it.

Country Strong

(2010)

If back in 2002 you had a t-shirt proclaiming “American Proud” then the title alone says this movie is for you.

The Other Guys

(2010)

Between whoever the geniuses are that wrote this, the able director and the humungo cast, they’ve invented about eighty new kinds of funny here and literally all but about four sent me into proper hysterics.

Alexander

(2004)

Oh god look at his hair hahaha ohohoho oh no is that an Irish accent ohmygosh look at that other guys hair oh ha teeheeheehee hahaha oh no now look at that other-other guy’s hair oh whahahaha oh fuggit let’s watch There Will Be Blood.

There Will Be Blood

(2007)

It’s as amazing as everyone says it is but man if someone can write an ending for this movie it would totally be worth the money getting this cast and crew back together to shoot it and edit it in.