One Sentence Movie Review: Silent Movie
Silent Movie (1976) – The interesting thing here is to watch a silent color film and it just happens that every couple hours or so they throw in a pretty funny gag.
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One Sentence Movie Review: Slaughterhouse Five
Slaughterhouse Five (1972) – Okay, I just can’t seem to think of any clever way to say how knocked out I am by the genius on every level (ie cinematography, casting editing etc.) of this adaptation of the Vonnegut classic.
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Wine Spectator
Here’s an article that I actually love. I think it’s short and sweet (like all great journalism) and sounds like me most of the time.
I have no idea why this didn’t show up on your Goog-a-lert but whatever. The world is such a complicated place and I try to be a Luddite whenever possible.
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Drive
No matter how many traffic accidents there are (est 31,000 last year in the U.S.) I am amazed at how well our traffic system actually works. It seems to me, considering how kinda absentminded we are as a species, that I should constantly be ducking, bobbing and weaving to avoid these giant clumsy projectiles a lot more than I am every time I get in my car. Now add texting whilst driving. Sheesh.
Actually upon a quick analysis, traffic laws might be the only proof that rules actually work, if they are finite and fairly well policed.
can anyone tell me whether or not it is illegal to make a left turn across a double yellow line? i see an awful lot of stopped traffic in town of people waiting for someone to do this.
[pro-player type=”MOV” width=”400″ height=”300″]https://www.dandywarhols.com/video/ctt-driving.mov[/pro-player]
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They Don’t Make ‘Em Like The Used To: Original
This is the original Autotune® sound, by the way. I was looking for a good example before but just couldn’t think of nor find one.
Today this showed up on my “you might like” YouTube box. Wtf? Um….okay.
Well here it is: the sound that threatened some of mankind not much more than a couple weeks ago and prolly still threatens someone today.< So I still can't think of a song that I've ever loved which employs this effect. I used it on our version of PRIMARY (The Cure) but ended up taking it off. Maybe I'll post a mix of it back later. Actually I took it off because it's the first time I've liked the way my voice sounds singing "yelliie guy" style. Mr Yellsworth. Yells Yellington. It doesn't really sound like me. I love that. COURTNEY TAYLOR-TAYLOR
They Don’t Make ‘Em Like The Used To: Chet Baker
Ladies and boys hold onto your panties I’m on a Chet Baker thing.
[pro-player type=”MOV” width=”400″ height=”300″]https://www.dandywarhols.com/video/ctt-chet-baker.mov[/pro-player]
I’ve got a record called The Best of Chet Baker Plays. Well I believe it. One of the best records I own. It’s all hits pretty much. What a guy.
He lived in Portland for a while. Guess he liked to shoot dope and be left alone. Played gigs with the local cats out on NE Vancouver. He left his saxaphone with the only white jazz cat, Billy Hood. Oh, actually I guess it was the pawn shop ticket for the sax. Not the sax itself. Apparently his daughter or grandkid still has it.
(If anyone can verify that story, would be nice to know. Thanks.)
Portland has a great dark history. We had the book Portland Confidential while we recorded Oddy or Warlords. It’s all about the creepy old place.
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Courtney’s One Sentence Movie Reviews: Old Joy and A Star is Born
Old Joy (2006) – This is some of the best writing ever and once Will Oldham comes in, this movie explodes out of it’s “hard to watch local/indie” first few minutes.
A Star Is Born (1976 remake) – I laughed a couple times what with the kitch and all but mostly you just almost hurl.
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The Bandit
“Anything big and dead serious is perfect for comedy. The bigger the target and the more it takes itself seriously the better.” – Bill Coker (retired director)
My neighbor was the 1st asst director on the Smokey and the Bandit movies and we were discussing the personal nature of what people think is brilliant comedy when that gem came out of his mouth.
httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfGgorajsro
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Denver
Well I tried to think of a great Autotuned® song but I can’t.
Anyhoo I’ve been in Denver for a few days and even went skiing for a half day. Nice. Jeez I’m sore. Well Denver was apparently just recently rated the most liveable city in America by someone who knows. Puh leeez. There’s a mall for every neighborhood and they’ve also distributed real big city ghettos so evenly that wheather you’re in a $300,000 or three million dollar neighborhood, you’re always three to eight blocks away from an actual ChicagoDetroitWashingtonDC styley ghetto.
Here’s the only photo I took:
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Autotune
Alright I know how to solve this problem of Autotune® that is tearing this great nation apart. How about we do some songs with autotune and some without? Go ahead, call me crazy, because this is the same jibber jabber that comes from the same part of my brain that believes Dallas and Guadalajara are both cities in Texico. Like Austin. Which as soon as we have the technology will be transplanted to Eastern Oregon where it belongs.
httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JB2ETgatI
This is one of the greatest songs without autotune. Ever.
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The Dandy Warhols
| Date | City | Venue | Country |
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| 06/06/24 | Mexico City | Foro Indie Rocks! (CDMX) | MX |
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| 06/07/24 | Queretaro | Foro Indie Rocks! (Queretaro) | MX |
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| 06/12/24 | Buenos Aires | Niceto Club | AR |
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| 06/13/24 | São Paulo | Carioca Club | BR |
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| 06/27/24 | Chicago, IL | Metro | US |
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| 06/28/24 | Minneapolis, MN | Varsity Theater | US |
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| 06/29/24 | Milwaukee, WI | Summerfest | US |
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| Tour: 2024 – Europe/UK | |||
| 09/21/24 | Paris | L’Olympia | FR |
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| 09/22/24 | Brussels | La Madeleine | BE |
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| 09/23/24 | Den Haag | PAARD | NL |
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| 09/26/24 | Berlin | Huxleys Neue Welt | DE |
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| 09/27/24 - 09/28/24 | Frederiksberg | Cannonball Festival | DK |
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| 09/29/24 | Dublin | The Academy Dublin | IE |
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| 10/01/24 | Glasgow, Scotland | O2 Academy Glasgow | UK |
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| 10/03/24 | London | O2 Forum Kentish Town | UK |
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| 10/06/24 | Bristol | O2 Academy Bristol | UK |
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